Donald Trump can’t even speak

The more surefire sign that Donald Trump’s downfall is assured: how frantically and cartoonishly out of their minds his remaining allies are going in the name of trying to defend him. Take for instance this apparently very real Fox News chyron from tonight, which multiple news outlets are saying is indeed real: . Wannabe dictator?…

Lindsey Graham has been such a cartoonish kisser of Donald Trump’s backside for so long, we’ve come to expect it by now. But it really is embarrassing that a United States Senator has reduced himself to being nothing more than a cheerleader for a traitor. It’s no surprise that Graham is telling Fox News that…

Donald Trump is going to prison and he knows it. In the meantime he seems intent on alienating as many people as possible. For Memorial Day, Trump posted this completely psychotic rant which we’ll present in its full context because we’re not even sure how to parse it: “HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL, BUT ESPECIALLY…

Remember when Donald Trump begged his supporters to take to the streets and protest against his arrest? He was surely hoping for another January 6th. But he no longer controls any law enforcement agencies, so his supporters would be wildly outnumbered if they tried any violence. And even the nonviolent Trump supporters seem just plain…

Donald Trump made an effort to hype today’s Iowa rally, but videos and photos of the early crowd lined up suggested that turnout wasn’t exactly going to be great. So when Trump then announced that the rally had been canceled due to to tornadoes, let’s just say that the internet wasn’t buying it. To be…

Ron DeSantis has spent the past couple months running his 2024 prospects through a shredder, so it’s fitting that his official launch is also a disaster. He posted a three minute long campaign launch video today, which he sounded bored while narrating. The whole thing was such an amateur hour mess that rock band Eve…