Quick, somebody get Donald Trump a glass of water, he’s hyperventilating. Now that the text of the DOJ criminal indictment against Trump has been unsealed, and Trump’s top two attorneys have abruptly quit, it seems to be sinking in for Trump just how screwed he is. But instead of having a rational response to the…
Donald Trump is busy getting criminally indicted for espionage, and Donald Trump Jr. sounds like he needs professional help. But what about Ivanka Trump? She and Jared Kushner are apparently trying to just shake it all off and go about their lives as if everything were normal, but it’s apparently not going well. Ivanka and…
When we all learned that the DOJ had criminally indicted Donald Trump for espionage, it was because Trump had just announced it on Truth Social. It turns out Trump learned about it while he was near his “poolside cottage” at his golf property. Trump wasn’t actually laying out at the pool when he got the…
The DOJ criminally indicted Donald Trump under the Espionage Act today, and he’s clearly not taking it well. Neither is Donald Trump Jr., who is now fully retreating into his haze of conspiracy theories in an effort to make sense of his collapsing world. Trump junior tweeted this: “On the same day that a story…
Donald Trump just got criminally indicted on seven counts by Jack Smith and the DOJ in the classified documents probe, and let’s just say that he’s not taking the news well. Trump is angrily declaring on social media that “I AM AN INNOCENT MAN. THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS TOTALLY CORRUPT. THIS IS ELECTION INTERFERENCE &…
One of Donald Trump’s biggest problems these days is that while he used to strategically hype conspiracy theories to gain support from the kinds of losers who believe in them, Trump now eagerly believes every conspiracy theory that comes along. He’s dipped way too deep into his own product. But then when you’re as hopeless,…
Earlier today one of Donald Trump’s own allies announced that the DOJ had informed Trump that he’s being indicted. Then the Independent reported that the DOJ has decided to indict Trump under the Espionage Act and that it’ll happen as soon as tomorrow. Trump isn’t taking any of this well, erupting on social media. He’s…
These days it’s all bad news for Donald Trump. He has three different sets of criminal prosecutors looking to put him in prison. He has multiple major civil cases against him. His business empire appears to be falling apart. And he’s turning into a washed up punchline. But the news that Trump just got may…
After Kevin McCarthy was forced to cave to President Biden in order to appease those House Republicans in swing districts who didn’t want to lose reelection over it, you knew the House Republicans in the far right districts were going to punish McCarthy in some way. Of course if they ousted McCarthy, they might lose…
“The FBI has moles within the FBI.” What do these words even mean? Ask House Republican Anna Paulina Luna, who went on Fox News today and said those words. She then claimed that an FBI employee known as “One Eye” has been leaking information to Hunter Biden. No really, this happened: . . This goes…
To say that Donald Trump is feeling the pressure would be putting it very mildly. In fact Trump is going apoplectic over the fact that Jack Smith is a few days from indicting him for espionage. Trump’s latest meltdown on Truth Social is one for the ages. Trump is now pushing conspiracy theories about how…
Donald Trump’s former White House attorney Ty Cobb was one of the first people to go on television and state his expectation that Trump is going to prison. Now that Jack Smith has met with Trump’s lawyers and presumably informed them that Trump is indeed being indicted on espionage charges that will put him in…